I love being home alone. I can fart and listen to ABBA without headphones.
uhhhhhhh. how have we not hung out if you live in sf and also shop at the wonderful stripper store on haight st?
I know!!!!!! Things got derailed by our hectic schedules!!!
That’s the best store, sessy backseam fishnets for three dollars?? my luscious butt can afford to rip holes in them after one wear.
Let’s try to plan something soon. I wanna go to the beach!
Please don’t ever post about going to Warped Tour on facebook
Especially if I plan on putting your penis in my mouth







